Politicians & PACS:

We know you aren’t used to thinking outside the party box.

We don’t hate you. You’re just not good enough for me to support you in any way… yet.

YOU may need to be creative.*

You may need to lose your sh*t sometimes.

• Are you more than a legislative vote?
  Are you my protector?
  Are you a leader?

• MY LEADERS ask more from me than my money and my vote.

• When I march, MY LEADERS are in front of the crowd, marching in front of me.

• MY LEADERS ask me to stand and take action.
  They tell me where and when to meet and what to do.

• MY LEADERS show me by example how to stop fascists from taking over everything.

• In times of siege, I only support leaders. If you’re not leading me, then either learn fast, or step aside.
  

*Here are some ideas:

• Replace those 2023 campaign website photos—sleeves rolled up, golden sunlight, your family—with actual photos of you in front of a crowd at a resist protest.

  • Haven’t been to one yet? FIX THAT.

• Actually threaten to leave your caucus unless your caucus leaders stop behaving like they have no power to rescue this country. (e.g. Johnson & Schumer)

• Take out a full-page newspaper ad. (Why does no-one know what that Biden gave us free online tax-filing, and Trump took it away? Take out a full-page newspaper ad!).

• Use press releases to counter dis-information.

• Yell, “Epstein list” every time your colleagues approach the mic in session.

• Challenge your colleagues to a public competition:

  Trump crime family vs. Biden crime family, once and for all to settle the score. Bring the receipts!!

  Categories:

  • Most individual corruptions

  • Biggest individual corruption (in $)

  • Most, largest, international conflicts of interest (count and $)

  • Most crimes by President.

• Block the car of cowardly legislators so they can’t get to work, for instance.

• Show up to demonstrations.
  When we march, you march!

• Demand that national newspapers cover the voices of the people. Write Op-Ed pieces!

• Scream, “Have you no shame?”

• Do a “Joe Wilson (R)”: yell “YOU LIE” in the middle of your opponent’s speech.

• Yell, “That is un-American!” “That is Evil!” “Jesus Christ sees your wickedness!”

• Bellow: “Our grandparents fought against Nazis like you!”

• Loudly declare, “and you’re gonna get rich!” when your colleagues defend cutting services for the elderly and veterans.

• When speaking the name “President Donald Trump”, always insert the words, “convicted felon and aspiring dictator”.

• Hire clever activists to teach you how to resist.

  • Wouldn’t that be something?
    “Leaders” learning how to lead from LEADERS, and paying THEM for their leadership!

Seriously.